SPACE
NASA DENIES MOON HAS AN ‘EMPLOYEES ONLY’ ENTRANCE
A blurry rectangle near the Sea of Tranquility has internet investigators demanding answers.
GOVERNMENT
PIGEONS ARE GOVERNMENT DRONES — COVID ACCIDENTALLY PROVED IT
Millions disappeared from American streets during lockdown. Officials still refuse to explain where they went.
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Information nobody requested.AREA 51
AREA 51 EMPLOYEE ACCIDENTALLY LISTS UFO ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE
The listing was removed after 11 minutes, but not before someone asked whether delivery was included.
PARANORMAL
BIGFOOT SPOTTED USING SELF-CHECKOUT AT WALMART
Witnesses say the creature needed assistance with an unexpected item in the bagging area.
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WE FOUND THE SECRET 51st STATE. IT HAS A GIFT SHOP.
Our map was wrong, our compass was broken and somehow the souvenir mug is dishwasher safe.
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