GOVERNMENT
PIGEONS ARE GOVERNMENT DRONES — COVID ACCIDENTALLY PROVED IT
Millions disappeared from American streets during lockdown. Officials still refuse to explain where they went.
TAGGED INTELLIGENCE
#investigation
SPACE
NASA DENIES MOON HAS AN ‘EMPLOYEES ONLY’ ENTRANCE
A blurry rectangle near the Sea of Tranquility has internet investigators demanding answers.
AREA 51
AREA 51 EMPLOYEE ACCIDENTALLY LISTS UFO ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE
The listing was removed after 11 minutes, but not before someone asked whether delivery was included.
PARANORMAL
BIGFOOT SPOTTED USING SELF-CHECKOUT AT WALMART
Witnesses say the creature needed assistance with an unexpected item in the bagging area.
GOVERNMENT
5 GOVERNMENT SECRETS HIDDEN IN YOUR COSTCO RECEIPT
We enlarged one receipt 900%. We regret everything.
SCIENCE-ish
MARS ROVER FINDS ‘MADE IN CHINA’ STICKER ON MYSTERIOUS ROCK
Scientists call it impossible. Our graphics department calls it extremely clear at 400% zoom.