ALIENS & UFOs
ALIENS RETURN ABDUCTED COW WITH RECEIPT AND 14-DAY EXCHANGE POLICY
The rancher says the animal came back calmer, cleaner and somehow enrolled in rewards.
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ALIENS & UFOs
UFO SPOTTED USING TURN SIGNAL, IMMEDIATELY RULED OUT AS HUMAN TECHNOLOGY
Witnesses describe the maneuver as courteous, predictable and therefore deeply extraterrestrial.
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LEAKED AREA 51 DRESS CODE BANS ‘I’M WITH THE ALIEN’ T-SHIRTS ON CASUAL FRIDAY
The 43-page policy permits jeans but requires all extraterrestrial accessories to remain mission appropriate.