ALIENS & UFOs
ALIENS RETURN ABDUCTED COW WITH RECEIPT AND 14-DAY EXCHANGE POLICY
The rancher says the animal came back calmer, cleaner and somehow enrolled in rewards.
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ALIENS & UFOs
Reports, leaks and extremely questionable conclusions from the ALIENS & UFOs desk.
ALIENS & UFOs
UFO SPOTTED USING TURN SIGNAL, IMMEDIATELY RULED OUT AS HUMAN TECHNOLOGY
Witnesses describe the maneuver as courteous, predictable and therefore deeply extraterrestrial.